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14th October 2005, 02:50 PM
Number of units worked for
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14th October 2005, 03:03 PM
Number of vehicles stuck in the mud
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14th October 2005, 03:34 PM
Number of barrows tipped up
Number of hangover induced days off
Number of induction stickers on hard hat
D. Vader
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Vader Maull & Palpatine
Archaeological Consultants
Not just there for the rotten things in life like a blocked wormhole
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14th October 2005, 03:40 PM
Quote:quote:Originally posted by 1man1desk
For the consultants amongst us - cleanest 3-piece suit at the end of a site visit.
1man1desk, I thought that you were sunning youself in a deckchair somewhere? Put the mouse on the ground and step away from the computer.
Boxgrader Archaeological Consultancy
Lend me your watch and I'll tell you the time.
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14th October 2005, 04:32 PM
biggest tool kit (extra points for the fold-out fabric holder with the full dental kit, leaf trowel, brushes etc)
highest number of anecdotes about H&S contraventions
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14th October 2005, 06:55 PM
...Number of vertabrae fused?..Most absurdly worn out trowel? number of finds absent-mindedly placed in pockets and then forgotten about? thickness of tannin layer in tea mug?
When the going gets weird...
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14th October 2005, 09:47 PM
Number of useless worn trowels that they believe will come in useful one day for digging small features, but still bring to site in the amazingly useless tool box
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15th October 2005, 12:12 AM
Number of body parts no longer in full working order.
Number of intact knuckles.
Number of old pairs of steel toed DM's lying under ones desk - and number of single ones in case of a tiebreak.
and amount of shovels purloined from unit and currently resident in ones car/garage/shed
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15th October 2005, 04:18 PM
I know its not strictly relevent, but I believe in giving steelies a proper burial. Last set even got given a brick crypt by a person who is now approaching dr-hood
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15th October 2005, 08:47 PM
The loudness of the popping sound that worn out kneecaps/back/shoulders make when getting out of trenches