Is there a bar in the site hut? Or can this be it?

[deadlylampshade]

Thought for the Day

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.


Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26..

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


[B]and [/B]


[B]K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E [/B]
[B]11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% [/B]

[B]But , [/B]

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. }

[mpoole]

In my many searches about beads, I come across a lot of extraneous material, including information about the people who might have owned various other luxury items. And, I google a lot. Thus Falernian from a search for Roman wines and samian-ware because I have some. So there, neener.

You can have yours from an old dish the dog used if you like.

Would you like it with a wedge of cheese? You remind me very strongly of someone else who is much interested in history and battle tactics.

[deadlylampshade]

In my many searches about beads, I come across a lot of extraneous material, including information about the people who might have owned various other luxury items. And, I google a lot. Thus Falernian from a search for Roman wines and samian-ware because I have some. So there, neener.

You can have yours from an old dish the dog used if you like.

Would you like it with a wedge of cheese? You remind me very strongly of someone else who is much interested in history and battle tactics.

Uh oh! You mean there's two of us?!! That could be a GREAT debate!!!}

I have so far resisted the temptation to go on about the point issue as I really do have a life

Some of it is very useful and interesting though...I must get out more...

Dog dish...as long as it is authentic of course...and Falernian would be fab, thank you!

Cave canum!!:face-stir:

[BAJR]

I had Falernian once, but a cream sorted it

[deadlylampshade]

I had Falernian once, but a cream sorted it

Infamy, infamy...}

[mpoole]

Asses milk as a chaser?

[BAJR]

they do have it infamy! nice asp Su!

[deadlylampshade]

What would we do without the Carry On films...

Asses milk...I'll take a rain check on that one, thank you, but more Falernian would be nice are we on to stuffed doormice as nibbles? Honeyed song birds...

...ocelot ears, otters noses???}

[BAJR]

I'll see if teh bar has some ocelot noses... though only the ready salted ones.

I must see what you have been up to on teh RATS

[deadlylampshade]

Uh oh...better slope off and hide then...:0

But at least it'll prove you're not the only Forum I annoy}}}

I wont give a link to the dressage one as that really is WAY too far left of field...