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Is there a bar in the site hut? Or can this be it?
Madweasels Wrote:Thanks DLS. Now please, make the nasty Coalition men stop!


I would love to stop the CONDEMS for you madweasels old chap...but I think they'll make a better job of it if left to themselves!!:face-stir:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!
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I'm ready for a Whisky Mac or ten! No scampi fries for me either, but I would accept the gracious offer of any of the Wotsits that have not been dropped on the floor already.

Deadly, if we're not working on the date you have in mind in February, I'll be your spear-holder, chariot-driver and general dogsbody.

We're pretty much stuck in the marina for the next few days as Yorksh*** Water has kindly iced the road as a practice venue for the luge.
Prime practitioner of headology, with a side order of melting glass with a stern glare.
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Sorry have not been able to get to the bar... snowed in... fired up the old Nissan and have crushed my way through.. but seems like the lights are off.. damn! I'll be back!
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Oh My God. I am confused. What's the time? Where am I? What'd I drink? Don't feel well. What's going on? Speaking in threes. Oh dear Lord! In wrong thread...
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mpoole Wrote:...Deadly, if we're not working on the date you have in mind in February, I'll be your spear-holder, chariot-driver and general dogsbody.


Hmmm...since some person called jvrjenius has said it is a semi-scientific (and therefore serious) conference I feel disinclined to go...particulalrly since this chap is speaking and he is the one who sparked the "yanking teeth" debate...

Could go to one day though I suppose and come and visit you and OH (if you're not working)?

Madweases...you're scaring me, do you know that??? Leave the meths and join us at the bar!Wink
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!
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Need a stiff one... went out to cut wood with my Bow Saw... you can guess the rest... I knew I should have worn my gloves! can I get two whiskeys please... one for me one for my finger... cooking whiskey will suffice for the finger... Laphroig for me though... glad I popped back!

Yanking teeth... tell me about it!
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One Laphroiag and one Claymore coming up... (apparently I own a square foot at the Laphroaig distillery...probably as a a thank you for keeping them in profit single handedly!!)

Yanking teeth...may not be what you thinkWink

Actually, may save my pennies and go to the Theoretical Roman Archaeology Conference instead as it is at my alma mater!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!
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I'm good DLS. Just needed to remember whether it was the dragons or the damsels we are supposed to save. It all gets rather confusing after a quart or two of Old Condem's Ideology Brew.
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OK...still in a foul mood so there's a bottle on the bar...if anyone bothers to turn up, help yourselves...

I don't care if I wasn't invited to the works "do"...really, I don't care! I'm not paid to be popular (clearly!!):face-rain::face-rain::face-rain:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!
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Good morning Mr D I will gladly partake of your generous offer ( downs bottle in one) OOPs laced with weed killerxx(

Smoke me a kipper I will be back for breakfast

( head bravely off into the sunrise to tackle tax return)
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