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12th October 2012, 07:48 AM
Gallows humour... we are all good at it. ( comes with the job I guess ). So what are your thoughts on grim humour about pay and conditions?
I got this one from a friend.
"What's the difference between an archaeologist and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of 4 for a day."
Any more/
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12th October 2012, 08:47 AM
"What's the difference between a field archaeologist and a large pizza? although The pizza can feed a family of 4 for a day, the field archaeologist has to feed all the other archaeologists for ever.
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12th October 2012, 09:40 AM
'What's the difference between a field archaeologist and a large pizza?'
A pizza is made of dough.
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12th October 2012, 05:05 PM
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CARTOON REALITY Wrote:'What's the difference between a field archaeologist and a large pizza?'
A pizza is made of dough.
or (funny man)
a pizza will gather together with its comrades, formulate an effective strategy to fight oppression, poor pay and conditions, appalling job prospects and stand together united and resolute - and then get eaten by fat bastards
If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers
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12th October 2012, 06:43 PM
Why are archaeologists like mushrooms? They are both kept in the dark and fed on shit.......
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12th October 2012, 10:04 PM
Q - What's the difference between an archaeologist and a pizza?
A - One systematically studies past human societies and culture through the physical remains left by said humans, the other is a a flat Italian savoury dish consisting of a round bread base with a cheese and tomato topping (other vegetables and meat may be used.)
Any questions?
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13th October 2012, 04:28 PM
CARTOON REALITY Wrote:Any questions?
Which would you rather spend the evening with?
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14th October 2012, 11:07 AM
Well Mr Pizza wins again
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14th October 2012, 01:55 PM
my oven's broken :face-crying:
.....neither microwave well :0
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17th October 2012, 01:54 PM
1980s classic:
What do you say to an archaeologist with a job? Big Mac and fries to go please!
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