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24th April 2012, 11:56 AM
Struggling on indeed,
Everyone line up for spring colonics so we can get on with the show.
Garlic cleansing optional
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26th April 2012, 12:13 AM
(This post was last modified: 26th April 2012, 12:14 AM by Bodger51.)
Sorry my bad.
Its just rather frustrating trying to do what I'm doing with software and cross file updating problems
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28th April 2012, 09:59 AM
Spring colonics? Eeek the mental image I have involves complicated spring operated contraptions. I need to lie down in a darkened room, as I suspect does Bodger51 ( leave that computer alone for a while it can get by on it's own)
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6th November 2012, 10:36 AM
Coooeeee!!!!!!!! Wavity wave chaps and chapesses!
Anyone fancy a warming snifter on this first cold morning of the winter?
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!
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6th November 2012, 12:36 PM
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! I wondered why you had been so long in the bogs!
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6th November 2012, 12:42 PM
Did a runner to avoid someone...so what's occurrin' then? Anything? Nuthin'?
Hip flask is empty now but the bar should be open in 15 minutes...
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!
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6th November 2012, 03:13 PM
Is the bar open yet? I'd offer you my hip flask but I necked the contents with my first brew of the day after I saw the contents of my in-tray.
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6th November 2012, 03:19 PM
Welcome back Deadly I will sort thought the empties and see if there are any dregs left. Fraid the cellars empty at the moment (apart from two foot of water and a decomposing frog or two)
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6th November 2012, 04:13 PM
Fret not Wax old chum! I don't mind out of date Pork Scratchings...might not go with sloe gin but hey...
Hip flasks seem to be the order of the day! Sith, you can have a slug out of mine...it appears to be more of a hip "barrel" than a flask!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!
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6th November 2012, 07:01 PM
My flask is by no means hip - in fact it couldn't be more unhip if it were filled with a hot Ribena and vodka toddy.
Oh... er... actually.... Ah well, it's all Vitamin C innit.
Welcome back to the fold Deadly.