Purveyor of Dots

[BAJR Host]

I have been accused of many things in my time... (most are very funny) .... however... I have now been accused of a terrible thing.... being a

quote:persistent purveyor of all those dots marking an inability to formulate complete sentences.

.... I can't deal with that... it is sooooooooooo not true...

oh.. hold on...... damn... [:p]

This is better than when I was called a Pantomime archaeologist...

... was I the front end or the rear?

It seems that I have no respect from right minded archaeologists or other heritage professionals.

Glad I still have my sense of humour.........

and to the purveyor of persistant blather. here are what the dots say

- .- .-.. -.- / - --- / - .... . / .... .- -. -.. / -... . -.-. .- ..- ... . / - .... . / -.. --- - ... / .- .. -. - / .-.. .. ... - . -. .. -. --.

Dah Di-dah Di-dah-di-dit Dah-di-dah, Dah Dah-dah-dah, Dah Di-di-di-dit Dit, Di-di-di-dit Di-dah Dah-dit Dah-di-dit, Dah-di-di-dit Dit Dah-di-dah-dit Di-dah Di-di-dah Di-di-dit Dit, Dah Di-di-di-dit Dit, Dah-di-dit Dah-dah-dah Dah Di-di-dit, Di-dah Di-dit Dah-dit Dah, Di-dah-di-dit Di-dit Di-di-dit Dah Dit Dah-dit Di-dit Dah-dit Dah-dah-dit


"Gie's a Job.."
Prof. 'Dolly' Parton

[BAJR Host]

can you translate it??

"Gie's a Job.."
Prof. 'Dolly' Parton

[monty]

Mr. Host, i too use loads of dots..................and exclamation marks !!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's great!!!!!!!!!! .....and who is to say we should not...................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BAJR Host]

..............I could not possibly say........ as I worry that !!!!!!!!!!!!!! he might be upset............ and think less...of....me!!!

"Gie's a Job.."
Prof. 'Dolly' Parton

[Austin Ainsworth]

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[Austin Ainsworth]

Come on Dave, join the dots - where has this latest bit of nonsense come from?

[Paul Belford]

"Talk to the hand because the dots aint listening"

Whatever that may mean? :face-huh:

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[garybrun]

We used to have a Dalmatian and my son aged four got a large permanent marker and was joining up the dots.
True story.



Website for responsible Metal Detecting
http://www.ukdfd.co.uk
Recording Our Heritage For Future Generations.

[BAJR Host]

I'm afraid it s a Barfordisation.. which has entered the OED as

quote:Barfordisation- Adjective -Used to describe the misrepresentation of known facts by use of selective evidence in order to bolster the paucity of the main argument.

did make me chuckle though..

Happy Christmas to him too...

:face-approve:

aieeeeee.. update... now I am accused of being the one who is accused of being the one who er.. is accused... more dots please vicar.

This is better than a Xmas Panto

quote:tekkie-friend Dave Connolly of lovely Lothianshire

:face-thinks: I fear that may be me... yikes... this is dotty [:p]




"Gie's a Job.."
Prof. 'Dolly' Parton

[BAJR Host]

Seriously though... I should point out I am not a pro-collecting archaeologist. I am a pro recording archaeologist.
This is a minor amusement in the great scheme of things... and don't want it to divert attention... it just tickled my funny bone.
Some obsessions are healthy, others are less so, and if you can't laugh at yourself, then you are getting way too serious.

There are small bits of nastiness, which are fortunately water off a ducks back, but continual reference to being a Scottish Archaeologist (while he is British) and tags like David 'haggis' Connolly.. could be construed as a bit inflamatory...
Anyway... I'm used to it... after all, I am a tartan kilted whiskey swilling jocko! :face-huh:

Happy Christmas every one.!

"Gie's a Job.."
Prof. 'Dolly' Parton