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17th October 2010, 11:16 PM
"pours another round of whatever's making the Host go all whoooooooooooooo wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
Careful, you're at the number of the millenium beast, 1666!
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18th October 2010, 04:08 PM
Too much Whoooooooooooo!!!! not enough Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I need a round of tranquilizers or a bang on the head with a rubber hammer. Might go and find a cat to stroke thats supposed to calm you down.
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18th October 2010, 10:25 PM
Rubber hammer no good, a round of drinks sounds better.
Hell, make it two rounds. And get the cat out of the snack tray, it's eaten all the prawn vol au vents.
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18th October 2010, 10:38 PM
Cat is allergic to prawns and has been sick behind the bar, its now sleeping on top of the juke box and has left a fur ball on the floor. Still have chilled out a bit and finished a nice Pinot Noir
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18th October 2010, 10:52 PM
A good day all 'round, then!
I can offer some slightly stale crisps or a half package of Wotsits. Otherwise, it's a bit lean here right now, what with no one thinking that the bar might need re-stocking.
Any good music on the juke box or is it all that 80's rubbish?
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19th October 2010, 09:14 PM
erm...that was a fur ball was it? B*gger; I thought it was a petite four...wondered why it tasted odd.![[Image: e015.gif]](http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/ekelig/e015.gif)
What's with the whooo wheee nonesense? It's whooo hooo!
And no, mpoole, not 80s rubbish!!
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!
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22nd October 2010, 05:07 PM
No posts for 3 days, u all gone teetotal or drunk yourselves to death over the spending review? Should someone call the emergency services?:0
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22nd October 2010, 05:41 PM
Been feeding my chocolate addiction whole box of GU Choc Tiffens, yummy but dont feel well nowxx(
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22nd October 2010, 06:50 PM
Ooooh - tiffin! Have you tried the Co-Op Belgian chocolate coated tiffin? It is fabulous! Will have to look out for the GU stuff so I can compare.
Many years ago before my mother persuaded me to be "sensible" and get a " proper" job, Friday nights after digging all day had two variations...
a) Start at the pub where it was 10p a pint (we are going back to the 80s here by the way but I am sure it was all from the spill tray...) and after spending a quid, we'd get the Metro into Newcastle and go up market...three shots for ?5! And a kebab to finish. Best ?10 I've ever spent!
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b) A packet of Golden Virginia and papers. A bottle of Martini for 99p and a large box of Maltesers. Have a VERY hot bath while drinking neat Martini then stagger off to a party...
Those were the days. All I have now is a packet of Doritos and a bottle of Chardonnay. Cost me ?5.50 so inflation not too bad I suppose!! Any takers?
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!
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23rd October 2010, 12:49 PM
Phew, was worried you'd lost the key to the site hut, although with all the chocolate you may not be able to leave again. Myself, I'm just peeling another grape :face-approve:
Is there a bar in the site hut? Or can this be it?
