15th May 2005, 12:59 AM
Can I warm that toilet seat for you sir? Would you like me to shield your eyes from the monsters lurking beneath whilst you wee sir? Shall I bring you a waterproof context sheet Madam? (why has`nt this been invented?)
Mop your sweaty brow? Foot massage? Replace the skin on yer knuckles matey? Maybe we should all have sponsors on site? "BASH N FIND ARCHAEOLOGY" kindly sponsored by cadburys chocolate or by some really warm underwear producer! How about "sponsored by hammocks are us ltd" ???[8D]
Mop your sweaty brow? Foot massage? Replace the skin on yer knuckles matey? Maybe we should all have sponsors on site? "BASH N FIND ARCHAEOLOGY" kindly sponsored by cadburys chocolate or by some really warm underwear producer! How about "sponsored by hammocks are us ltd" ???[8D]