15th October 2005, 12:12 AM
Number of body parts no longer in full working order.
Number of intact knuckles.
Number of old pairs of steel toed DM's lying under ones desk - and number of single ones in case of a tiebreak.
and amount of shovels purloined from unit and currently resident in ones car/garage/shed
Number of intact knuckles.
Number of old pairs of steel toed DM's lying under ones desk - and number of single ones in case of a tiebreak.
and amount of shovels purloined from unit and currently resident in ones car/garage/shed