10th November 2005, 12:30 PM
33. Senior Citizen asks "found anything yet?" I explain the reason for my position two metres below her.."very nice" she says,"my great uncles cousins sister Mary had this dog right, or,well, it could have been my sisters great auntie Mavis found this bone...
an hour later senior citizen declares " right, I`m off cos I`ll miss the bus". Bless.Used to come by every week fer a natter and tell us the same story.Could`ve taken her home...
34. One of my all time favourites was a passing fisherman on the cliffs on Portland-"waste of fekkin taxpayers money that is, you should be ashamed of yourselves".
an hour later senior citizen declares " right, I`m off cos I`ll miss the bus". Bless.Used to come by every week fer a natter and tell us the same story.Could`ve taken her home...
34. One of my all time favourites was a passing fisherman on the cliffs on Portland-"waste of fekkin taxpayers money that is, you should be ashamed of yourselves".