14th December 2005, 05:42 PM
Another onlooker to tell you about the really interesting light bulb he's got at home.
3 more to ask how much the light bulb's worth.
101 MIFA's to explain what they are really doing, as it only looks like they're turning the ceiling round.
17 archaeological scientists to say that it's the same thing, it's all relative.
3 unit directors to submit tenders for changing the bulb.
3 academics to apply for grants to change the bulb.
Someone from Bournemouth to produce a study of Light Bulbs At Risk.
We owe the dead nothing but the truth.
3 more to ask how much the light bulb's worth.
101 MIFA's to explain what they are really doing, as it only looks like they're turning the ceiling round.
17 archaeological scientists to say that it's the same thing, it's all relative.
3 unit directors to submit tenders for changing the bulb.
3 academics to apply for grants to change the bulb.
Someone from Bournemouth to produce a study of Light Bulbs At Risk.
We owe the dead nothing but the truth.