13th May 2006, 11:57 AM
The solution is perfectly clear. Every individual in the construction or any related industry including archaeology must have their own personal portaloo (fitted with oversink water heater and sanitary disposal facility). This portaloo is for the designated user's sole and private use, fited with a lock and key, and will be transported from site to site with them - like a trowel.
Of course there are advantages to this. The loos could be personalised, perhaps painted to personal taste, maybe some will even wish to add stone cladding or a small conservatory.
Obviously a better class of loo will be provided for specialist professionals, with heated padded seats, bidets and a concierge: those at BAJR grade 4 or above will also have a manicurist and masseur/masseuse at their disposal. Such facililities would be wasted on the roughnecks in the construction business of course, I despair of them - no doubt they will just pee up the back of their PP (Personal Portaloo).
We owe the dead nothing but the truth.
Of course there are advantages to this. The loos could be personalised, perhaps painted to personal taste, maybe some will even wish to add stone cladding or a small conservatory.
Obviously a better class of loo will be provided for specialist professionals, with heated padded seats, bidets and a concierge: those at BAJR grade 4 or above will also have a manicurist and masseur/masseuse at their disposal. Such facililities would be wasted on the roughnecks in the construction business of course, I despair of them - no doubt they will just pee up the back of their PP (Personal Portaloo).
We owe the dead nothing but the truth.