27th May 2008, 11:33 AM
The turd in Barney Sloane's safety helmet comes to mind - one of the Spitalfields sites had clay of a consistency to make excellent fake jobbies (ah the simple pleasures of the digger!!) - Barney came into the site hut one day after a short absence to discover, in his upturned hard ht a perfectly formed turd, embellished with loo roll and steaming gently (it was cold and a judicious splash of boiling water from the kettle gave a perfect effect - cue Barney erupting from the hut cursing at the top of his voice and swearing vengeance on the dirty B.... who had shat in his hat --- to find the entire site staff wearing hard hats adorned with fake jobbies and near hysterical with laughter!!!