28th May 2008, 01:00 PM
I'm only on page 17 (out of 136), but it's acurate to the point of being spooky (I had a look at his website and I can't find a mention in his bio of being a digger).
This bit's a classic: (they're talking about "If you pay peanuts...")
You can never hope to employ people with nut allergies.. You'd have to pay them in crisps! And then some of the people who aren't actually allergic to nuts will say they would prefer crisps to peanuts. And someone's bound to push their luck and ask for a luxury crisp, like Scampi Fries or Cheesy Moments. It'd be anarchy. Best just to pay in money. Then people can buy the snack of their choice.
This bit's a classic: (they're talking about "If you pay peanuts...")
You can never hope to employ people with nut allergies.. You'd have to pay them in crisps! And then some of the people who aren't actually allergic to nuts will say they would prefer crisps to peanuts. And someone's bound to push their luck and ask for a luxury crisp, like Scampi Fries or Cheesy Moments. It'd be anarchy. Best just to pay in money. Then people can buy the snack of their choice.