21st March 2010, 01:45 PM
There`s a new shop opening, that recruits broken and decrepit archaeologists. It`s a great package, and they even supply a nice red T- shirt with " brands for less" written in large print on the back!
The customers have told Marion (a random worker there) that anyone can own it for the small sum of 1 million euros.
So, if you would like to own cheap, ugly and most probably broken furniture, or electric razors with genuine Human hair-free inside each unit or you may prefer a genuine Dolce and Gabanna, made in China, one hip lower than the other dress, for the more unusual figure - THEN COME ON DOWN! - The price is a 600% mark up.
Sorry everyone, this is what happens to you when you leave England and they won`t let you dig
P.S. hi Troll - V says shall we club together and buy it?
The customers have told Marion (a random worker there) that anyone can own it for the small sum of 1 million euros.
So, if you would like to own cheap, ugly and most probably broken furniture, or electric razors with genuine Human hair-free inside each unit or you may prefer a genuine Dolce and Gabanna, made in China, one hip lower than the other dress, for the more unusual figure - THEN COME ON DOWN! - The price is a 600% mark up.
Sorry everyone, this is what happens to you when you leave England and they won`t let you dig
P.S. hi Troll - V says shall we club together and buy it?