29th April 2010, 05:24 PM
Dinosaur Wrote:More importantly, where did Noah get the wood, the stuff the landlord got for the fence 'round my back yard's rotted after only 5 years...:face-crying:
I blame the schools.....Noah's Ark was famously made from 'Gopher Wood'. And as the ark story is the only time this otherwise unidentified wood is mentioned in the bible, I guess the explorers of Mount Ararat will soon be able to confirm what precisely gopher wood is or was.....Noah's other claim to fame of course is that he is both the first man to get drunk and the first man to be ashamed of his actions when he was drunk....for a dead racey story the consequences of which can still be seen in the geopolitical make-up of Palestine and the Levant I can recommend Genesis chapters 6-9....
With peace and consolation hath dismist, And calm of mind all passion spent...