16th June 2010, 09:44 PM
Steelies (check, one on each hoof).
Hi viz (check - to stop grockles from running us over on the road and low flying helicopters mistaking me for the Taliban)
Hard hat (check...me wearing that, how picky are you going to be)
Signature on H&S (Check...she can certainly make her mark!!)
Cheers Wax...that'll be two pints please bartender, one for me and one for the tall, dark good looking lady with fabulous legs (all four of them!)
And what will anybody else have?
Hi viz (check - to stop grockles from running us over on the road and low flying helicopters mistaking me for the Taliban)
Hard hat (check...me wearing that, how picky are you going to be)
Signature on H&S (Check...she can certainly make her mark!!)
Cheers Wax...that'll be two pints please bartender, one for me and one for the tall, dark good looking lady with fabulous legs (all four of them!)
And what will anybody else have?
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!