8th July 2010, 10:05 PM
deadlylampshade Wrote:Always a shoulder to cry on, supply of tissues (non scented as you can't smell 'em) and a place at the bar to be propped up on.
Reminds me of the tale of the digger who entered the Spotted Cow in Haltwhistle near the Wall and after a long and drawn out process of emptying his capacious pockets, produced two bungess and promptly "tied" him self to the bar rail until he had drunk his ?10 (in the days when it was a ?1 a pint).
Class! I survived with no tears and a deep sense of relief, as the Seed Bead's new form teacher is a very solid person.
Bungee cords? Excellent. I think I could re-visit the evening in Glasgow many years ago when I was asked if I like single-malts and ended up drinking through the alphabet till I couldn't spell.
Double single-malt, please. Followed by a double of the same. By my reckoning that's six single single-malts.
Prime practitioner of headology, with a side order of melting glass with a stern glare.