1st October 2010, 01:42 AM
Quote: D'you want it on the IV Kel?
Hmm... I'm not too keen on needles, Deadly. Might need some Dutch courage before I try it. Tell you what - as I'm already on the floor, I'll just roll under the cider tap and lay there with my gob open. Could someone flip the tap on please? This technique has the twin advantages of effecting rapid bulk alcohol ingestion whilst simultaneously preventing me from spouting nonsense. That's what I call a win-win deal.
Please resist the urge to throw peanuts into my mouth during this important transitional period from sober to pished. Pineapple chunks might be doable though. I wonder if they're the same as carrot chunks? Only one way to find out...