10th July 2008, 11:41 AM
RedE Might I suggest that you cant burn the sofa as it might contain something of local or regional or national significance and should be scheduled until it can be excavated properly (when are we going to get our sonic screw drivers). Anyway by scheduling his sofa there is a good chance the he will go and burn it himself and save yourself the embarrassment of getting the wrong ceremony chant and hat. Cunning hay.