7th January 2011, 10:45 PM
Kel Wrote:'Ere Wax - Chuck it all in a pint mug, add a couple of shots of Night Nurse, give it a stir with a mint Matchmaker and serve with three After Eights speared on a large Twiglet. The perfect way to finish up Xmas leftovers and deal with the traditional seasonal cold, all in one go.
There's only one answer to that...
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!