25th January 2011, 11:01 PM
I'll keep the haggis on a leash under my chair - will that do? I've already taken it out to do its business, so it shouldn't be any bother as long as we put down an ashtray of Special Brew for it. It only squeaks when excited and I de-flea'd it yesterday. It's rather reminding me of a former boyfriend...
Slainte!
Slainte!