27th January 2011, 12:13 PM
"The office lurkers, coffee junkies and facebook scanners clearly have different anatomical systems to the rest of us."
Of course we do - broad behinds for comfort on these hard office chairs, evolved hunched shoulders from tapping on keyboards all day, spindly legs with lightweight muscles from sitting all day (using the lift all the time prevents unnecessary development of these) pale skin to absorb as much sunlight as possible on the infrequent occasions we DO get out of the office (helps to prevent rickets, weakening our atrophied legs still further), strong fingers on the right hand for picking up coffeemugs, and a high tolerance of caffeine - damnation man we are almost a seperate species let alone having minor anatomical changes.............
Of course we do - broad behinds for comfort on these hard office chairs, evolved hunched shoulders from tapping on keyboards all day, spindly legs with lightweight muscles from sitting all day (using the lift all the time prevents unnecessary development of these) pale skin to absorb as much sunlight as possible on the infrequent occasions we DO get out of the office (helps to prevent rickets, weakening our atrophied legs still further), strong fingers on the right hand for picking up coffeemugs, and a high tolerance of caffeine - damnation man we are almost a seperate species let alone having minor anatomical changes.............