27th January 2011, 03:20 PM
Superb sir. Sounds as though you wrote that as the job description! Perhaps these should be added;An extraordinarily developed tolerance muscle (the result of endless unrealistic demands from higher echelons), a robust hyoid (from infinite yawning sessions), long-sightedness (from romantically peering out through the window barrier), over-developed biro fingers (signing seemingly endless birthday cards), over developed mandible attachments (well-exercised parody laughing during bouts of expected sycophancy), eburnation of knee joints (repeated begging when told to complete a ten-year excavation in one week), a blind eye (a handy tool when the temptation to AK47 everyone in the room becomes unbearable) and most importantly of all-a well formed praise and worship muscle (when bigging-up the boss who is challenged but holds your mortgage in his little hands).:face-approve: