4th March 2011, 03:18 PM
Monty, perhaps you could hang around a canal or two because it's still popular with those who like to pretend to be 'old' boaty types to wear moleskin trousers. You'd have to wear an awful waistcoat and a bowler hat, though. Flat caps are acceptable, too.
Prime practitioner of headology, with a side order of melting glass with a stern glare.