15th April 2011, 09:10 AM
GP this morning. Load of nonsense from a script-reading NHS Direct school leaver. "Keep the affected part elevated"?? It's my bleedin' (in both senses of the word) navel and I'm 47 - if I could still perform that level of contortion, my life would be an awful lot more fun.
I'd get more sense from a Clown School.
Hang on - this gin bottle's empty. How did that happen? What goes well with gin? I know - vodka. Tear the optic off that one and hand it over. And pass me a straw to drink it through. As Pete 'n' Dud might have commented, I can at least try to maintain some ****ing decorum.
I'd get more sense from a Clown School.
Hang on - this gin bottle's empty. How did that happen? What goes well with gin? I know - vodka. Tear the optic off that one and hand it over. And pass me a straw to drink it through. As Pete 'n' Dud might have commented, I can at least try to maintain some ****ing decorum.