29th June 2011, 02:56 PM
A jug of Pimms on the bar from a tired out, miserable old Lampshade.
Don't ask me why...but my day started badly with excruciating cramp at 4am. It has gone rapidly downhill so I am seeking solace.
Anyone got any chocolate please. PLEASE?????
Don't ask me why...but my day started badly with excruciating cramp at 4am. It has gone rapidly downhill so I am seeking solace.
Anyone got any chocolate please. PLEASE?????
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!