15th April 2011, 10:43 AM
Kel Wrote:GP this morning. Load of nonsense from a script-reading NHS Direct school leaver. "Keep the affected part elevated"?? It's my bleedin' (in both senses of the word) navel and I'm 47 - if I could still perform that level of contortion, my life would be an awful lot more fun.
Self piercing is not recommended and I hesitate to pass you any more gin in case you decide to pierce anything else!!:I
Hope the GP hasn't got the same script..(but sorry, you did make me laugh...)
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!