15th April 2011, 12:42 PM
I'm elevating the gin bottle using the mode of gesture that is habitual to me, as it's the way I've held a bottle of gin since I was old enough to know that Gin is Good. In this way I can preserve Kel from an autonomous... oh, stuff it. I can't do divot-speak any longer today!
*pours a generous amount of gin, introduces it to a meagre amount of tonic and teases it with a slice of lime* There you go, Kel, but don't pierce anything else, ok, or the gin will just leak out and we don't want that.
*pours a generous amount of gin, introduces it to a meagre amount of tonic and teases it with a slice of lime* There you go, Kel, but don't pierce anything else, ok, or the gin will just leak out and we don't want that.
Prime practitioner of headology, with a side order of melting glass with a stern glare.