27th December 2011, 09:30 PM
While the duvet is in the wash in preparation for the New Year...port any one? There's a bit of stilton left too...
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!