9th January 2013, 11:01 PM
Quote:I was trying to clean the ceiling
Could you explain (in a generalised sort of fashion) what had occurred in the sink in order to necessitate the cleaning of the ceiling above it? - Please feel free to use euphemisms and circumlocutions - I want to know, but when I do I'm fairly sure I will wish I hadn't asked.
Quote:Do like newts
There's nowt like a newt.
P.S. the spall chugger is a yankee