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**BAJR Host** · 28th March 2009, 11:02 AM

Cracking news that in Iceland, big companies and road schemes are having to pay for Elf Habitat searches... could we diversify? (this story I picked up from Archaeology Fieldwork in America - thanks folks!)

You can listen and read about it here... (scroll down half way )
Part 2: Elf Assessments
http://www.cbc.ca/thecurrent/2009/200903/20090327.html

I have pixie infestation in my garden as well

Learn more at the Elf School
http://www.gonomad.com/features/0101/wai...eland.html

"Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage."
Niccolo Machiavelli

Gog · 28th March 2009, 12:37 PM

Elf and Safety, with treatment by the national Elf Service if it goes wrong?

Some idiot had to say it. I don't know why it always has to be me - mental elf issues, perhaps.

**BAJR Host** · 28th March 2009, 12:48 PM

Well we had our pixie of the comedy comments now off you go gnome!

"Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage."
Niccolo Machiavelli

garybrun · 28th March 2009, 01:14 PM

Didnt David Bowie have a song called the "Laughing Gnome" ?? :-)

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Dirty Dave Lincoln · 28th March 2009, 01:19 PM

I would have thought more important issues would have dwarved such a topic-instead folks have to troll through this.[:o)]
Big Grin

I'll shut up now and go back to goblin down my dinner!!

troll · 29th March 2009, 05:14 PM

faerie nuff.

..knowledge without action is insanity and action without knowledge is vanity..(imam ghazali,ayyuhal-walad)

AchingTrenchHeadAtADesk · 29th March 2009, 05:50 PM

You lot got nothing elf to do?

Dirty Dave Lincoln · 29th March 2009, 06:13 PM

Now now-no need to be an Ogre,besides, isn't a good laugh supposed to be good for one's elf?

oldgirl · 7th April 2009, 03:07 PM

That's sprite!

John Walford · 7th April 2009, 09:34 PM

I would have thought that being told to track down the current whereabouts of an elf would constitute an unwarrented imp-position.

"Hidden wisdom and buried treasure, what use is there in either?" (Ecclesiasticus ch20 v30)

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