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Can I warm that toilet seat for you sir? Would you like me to shield your eyes from the monsters lurking beneath whilst you wee sir? Shall I bring you a waterproof context sheet Madam? (why has`nt this been invented?)
Mop your sweaty brow? Foot massage? Replace the skin on yer knuckles matey? Maybe we should all have sponsors on site? "BASH N FIND ARCHAEOLOGY" kindly sponsored by cadburys chocolate or by some really warm underwear producer! How about "sponsored by hammocks are us ltd" ???[8D]
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Bash it and scarper archaeology sponsered by nike
newport boat dig sponsered by helly henson
excessivley deep trenches sponsered by british coal
anything by time team sponsered by max factor (because tony's worth it)
deep
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thats l'oreal mate!
how about an inflatable pub for when you're digging in the middle of no-where?...i know these things exhist cos there's a website about them...and inflatable churches..
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Whoops sorry Beki. as you can see makeup is not one of my better points!
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I once worked with a bloke who refused to wear sunscreen on the grounds that it was makeup....
Lucy
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keep it coming you lot-think Ive just wee`d myself!!!
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I generally don't use sunblock! but then i dont strip down when i'm working either. and i always keep my hat on baby!
deep
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I think sunblock is fun! especialy the multi-coloured type!
Now having some undersressed men to rub the sun cream on would be nice....
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At your service ma'am!
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Remind me, how did this thread come to this....