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deadlylampshade Wrote:Fank 'oo
But not the hi viz kilt, you think?
Not with the tie, it mixes your metaphors. One or the other. Best to not overdo it, they can't interview you if they're blinded by the light.
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mpoole Wrote:Not with the tie, it mixes your metaphors. One or the other. Best to not overdo it, they can't interview you if they're blinded by the light.
Good advice, thank you again.
I'll just have to blind them with personality..
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Take the horse and the bird with you, that should impress them.
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Good idea...here's the current pony...birdie has flown
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Oooh, brass browband and all! Clashes with the hi-vis kilt, doesn't it?
No piccies of my horsies. I left the last one behind in the US when I moved here. He was very skilled in picking up beer bottles and drinking from them.
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mpoole Wrote:Oooh, brass browband and all! Clashes with the hi-vis kilt, doesn't it?
No piccies of my horsies. I left the last one behind in the US when I moved here. He was very skilled in picking up beer bottles and drinking from them.
Sounds like the right kind of horse for the bar!
Yes, I'll leave the hi viz kilt at home although the browband is pearl and diamante as she is a mare...
I suppose you're all going to tell me now that H&S wouldn't let a horse anywhere near the a site and there are no hitching rails by the site hut these days!}
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As long as the horse is wearing hi vis, steelies and a hard hat ( and can sign that it has read the risk assesment) and buys a round its welcome on my site any time.
Now where did I leave my pint?xx(
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Steelies (check, one on each hoof).
Hi viz (check - to stop grockles from running us over on the road and low flying helicopters mistaking me for the Taliban)
Hard hat (check...me wearing that, how picky are you going to be)
Signature on H&S (Check...she can certainly make her mark!!)
Cheers Wax...that'll be two pints please bartender, one for me and one for the tall, dark good looking lady with fabulous legs (all four of them!)
And what will anybody else have?
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Hello-o-o-o? <echo...echo...echo...>>
Anyone in?
Everyone must be outside in the sunshine by the BBQ I suppose...
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Oh and by the way...what does it mean when the little envelope on the index wotsit goes pink? Is that unread posts, or important posts or is the index embarassed that anyone has posted at all?
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