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19th February 2012, 08:37 PM
Hi Potcho
Welcome to the bar, any drink you can imagine is on offer so pull up a stool and have a few drinks on the house
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19th February 2012, 08:43 PM
Yes, all drinks are on offer - and they all taste the same. Sort of airy, with a slight aftertaste of electronic data. Arthur Guinness would be mortified - can dead people be mortified?
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19th February 2012, 08:47 PM
The drinks might all taste the same but they are free
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19th February 2012, 08:52 PM
In that case I'll have a large - and are the peanuts free too?
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19th February 2012, 08:55 PM
Everything's free until the barkeep catches us raiding his stock
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19th February 2012, 10:04 PM
...and he has yet to come round from the mickey that we slipped him the day before last.
er... Has anyone actually nipped down to the beer cellar and checked he's OK recently?
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19th February 2012, 11:06 PM
He's still dead, no change there.
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20th February 2012, 09:37 AM
It's probably just his customary post-hangover coma. He likes to do things properly. We can't afford to off the guy completely - we have to keep Sith supplied with Wotsits.
If he starts to smell (more than usual), we might worry. Or if the wholesale brewery order's due.
What's suitable for breakfast around here? Anything with orange juice I guess.
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20th February 2012, 02:10 PM
baileys and orange juicexx(
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20th February 2012, 10:30 PM
Tried it - curdled.
The drink wasn't great either...