Calling Single Archaeologists

[BAJR]

Now sometimes BAJR gets the funniest Phonecalls.
(is that a TV series?)

Read on... They are looking for single Archaeologists to take part... after all, the worst that happens is you get a day out all expenses!

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?TAKE ME OUT? IS BACK AND IS LOOKING FOR SINGLE GIRLS AND GUYS (Archaeologists)!

Do you want to go on a date of a lifetime?

Take Me Out, ITV1?s hit Saturday night dating show is back and host Paddy McGuinness is ready once more to play cupid.


AUDITIONS START SOON SO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED ? APPLY ASAP!

To apply or find out more:

Email:
takemeoutgirls@thames.tv
takemeoutboys@thames.tv

Or phone: 020 7691 6050

[CARTOON REALITY]

This was an idea I had for a blog posting . . .

Archaeologists having auditions instead of interviews - maybe this is the way forward.

[BAJR]

you must find some muse in this.

If I was a soil... what soil would I be?
mmmMMM do you like post holes baby?

[Wax]

Do you think they would have me?

Well over fifty and definitely past my prime but still technically single (though the other half might have something to say about that) Or are we looking at the usual descrimination the media has ie young and tasty?

God I am in a bad mood this week

[Dinosaur]

You think we're the right 'demographic'? - I was refused some tickets I'd won for Top of the Pops in 1981 cos I was the wrong 'demographic' :face-crying:

....or maybe I've matured into it

[Kel]

I got into the TOTP audience in 1981! There's a clip of me looking gormless and being run down by a TV camera on YouTube somewhere xx(
I guess 17 year old girls were at more of a premium...

[Dinosaur]

You think the tv people know about all the beards, beer-bellies, strangely distributed tans, wierd infirmities and nicotine staining?

[Dinosaur]

...or they may be relying on all that clearing up when the girls turn 18?

[Dinosaur]

I nominate BAJR to get back to them and check if there are any age/arthritis/beardiness criteria

[CARTOON REALITY]

Seeing as this show is about archaeologists can I suggest they add a subtitle: 'Take Me out - Treat Me Like Dirt.':o)