How many BAJRs does it take to change a light bulb

[the invisible man]

Plus 1 to point out that EH's policy is of preservation insitu and the light bulb should not have been changed.

8 from north Yorkshire to demand that the dead light bulb should be scheduled (or listed??).

15 to discuss who should monitor standards of light bulb changing.

38 to demand that the IFA must police light bulb changing.

1 with a PhD to refer to his Method Statement on Light Bulb Changing.

1 Host to announce that a definitive BAJR guide to light bulb changing is now available at the home page.

17 to organise a conference on light bulb changing.

1 student to ask what a light bulb is.

1 academic to reply but get it wrong.

1 to explain how an architect would change a light bulb.

2 metal detectorists to stoutly defend the way they change light bulbs and seek dialogue on future co-operation.

1 to work choccy biccies and cream cakes into the converstion.

The same one again to ask what tops female light bulb changers should wear.

1 to say that only idiots change light bulbs.

54 to tell him off.

7 to make puns about shedding light on the subject.

We owe the dead nothing but the truth.