Is there a bar in the site hut? Or can this be it?

[CARTOON REALITY]

Two days of hell? Finally faced up to doing all the laundry?

[Wax]

Ah if only

Remember the days of doing all the washing by hand ? Quite relaxing if a bit hard on the hands never could get the hang of marigolds

[CARTOON REALITY]

I'm getting all dewy eyed at the thought of washing clothes by hand - although I always found it easier to just let them rot off my back.

[Wax]

Had a flat mate who did that, left clothes to rot in the bathroom along with fish and chips in the kitchen sink. Soon broke her of that habit when I left the lot in the middle of the nice clean sheets on her bed}
PS Like the Wooden Whores of Troy but what is the ancient Greek for "Hello sailor"?

[CARTOON REALITY]

I did do a year of Ancient Greek in University - all I can remember is the Greek for 'The ship is in Byzantium, in Byzantium Hegestratos boards the vessel.'
Not much of a chat-up line really . . .

[Kel]

(blinks in daylight) Hello? Oo somebody pull the blinds. After nearly six months of solid studying, I'm not used to daylight. This Masters business is a bit odd - I haven't done this little actual archaeology since 2006. No chance of time for digging or post-ex until September now. Grim.

Give me a Red Bull and vodka and Red Bull*. I have eight assignment deadlines and a dissertation to crack over the Easter "holiday". Where's this layabout student lifestyle I was promised? I've plainly not got the hang of this lark at all**.


*Better throw a Sanatogen into that for good measure.

**Apart from the drinking, obv. Just a shame it's imaginary and I can't afford the real sort.

[Wax]

Helllllllooooo any body here????? . Looks like the Marie Celeste in here half finished pints and nibbled nuts strewn across the bar. What strange supernatural happening has emptied this last bastion of sanity.

On a totally different note has anybody got a good cocktail recipe to commemorate the sinking of the Titanic???

[Unitof1]

my i recommend drinking vinegars- basically take any conconcoction which may contain sugars, leave in the open air to start bubbling and then at any point drink

[Wax]

The enamel on the teeth I have got left is a bit thin so think I will give the vinegar a miss :0

[Unitof1]

theres a chance that if no mother gets into it that its mostly alcohol with a bit of lactic acid