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12th September 2010, 10:26 PM
Normal? You want normal AND archaeology?
Just crawled back in from a trip to Essex and back, 3am start on Saturday and two days of working in hideous conditions. Ok, not hideous as we were in a fantastic barn, but it's still a long weekend. And back to work tomorrow, no rest for the wicked.
A pint of anything violently alcohol-laden, please?
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12th September 2010, 10:34 PM
Just had apple juice... aaaaaaaarg... zero alcohol content... feel... dizzy... THUD!!
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13th September 2010, 12:48 AM
You need to lay off the pure fruit juice Chief. A sudden rush of vitamins without an alcohol buffer can throw your system into meltdown after a dig diet of pasties and doughnuts.
Cider's as good for you as apple juice. It helps to maintain a healthy metabolism, feeds your good gut flora, cures dropsy and will prevent attacks during the Zombie Apocalypse. Plus it chemically originates from fruit so it's one of your five a day: Science Fact. Stick to what you know, that's my advice.
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13th September 2010, 06:42 AM
uh... I feel terrible... this must be a hangunder. Good advice there Kel - I won't try drinking pure fruit again... oh... my head!xx(
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13th September 2010, 10:49 AM
I'm with Kel on this one. Beer is also a vital source of non-toxic vitamins, and also some grainy stuff because it has hops and barley in it.
Beerios, the breakfast of champions!
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13th September 2010, 09:21 PM
Isn't fruit juice a mixer though?:face-thinks:}
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!
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14th September 2010, 07:59 PM
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Isn't fruit juice a mixer though?:face-thinks:}
If it's fermented, it's even better.
Mine's a big glass of Bailey's tonight. Yes, that big glass, the one that says 'pint' on it.
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16th September 2010, 09:31 PM
Drink! Need alchohol desperately...please!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!
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17th September 2010, 09:35 AM
Hah!!! Google ads tells me where I can get smoothies, Oasis fruit drinks - and alcohol counselling. Not sure I want any of those things just yet. Let me top up your Merlot, Deadly, you are looking a little pale there!!!
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17th September 2010, 10:20 AM
Damn cheek! It's telling me how to start a juice bar. Can we not ban this dangerous filth?! One only has to look at Hostie to see what fruit juice can do to a person. *shudder* :0
