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27th November 2010, 11:04 PM
Oh, it was definitely our little friend.
I did have one woman convinced that they had installed a snow machine on the roof of a listed building so they could add 'atmosphere' to the vicinity. Bless! It was harder today, until I hit on the idea of sending everyone into the other room to see the leeches. I was going to put a small sign on the door that said 'Leech feeding times every half hour' but I'm sure we wouldn't be invited back. One little girl amost burst into tears when I said they were really live leeches (which they indeed are).
Bloody Mary, please, with extra sauce.
Prime practitioner of headology, with a side order of melting glass with a stern glare.
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27th November 2010, 11:12 PM
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...as long as it is sauce for you and not the leeches...
I am contemplating an excursion up to the home of the Legio IX Hispana in February to have a go at our little friend myself...want to join me?? February...just after the pheasant shooting season has finished so probably enough ammunition left}}
Did you find my piccies on your tea lady address by the way?
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!
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3rd December 2010, 08:24 PM
<sigh> ...drinking no my own again...isn't life depressing enough without this???!:face-rain::face-crying:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!
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3rd December 2010, 08:32 PM
(In the corner, Madweases raises his head fromt he beer soaked table, a beer mat stuck to the side of his week-old bristle). Who'se there? What's going on? Is it Spring yet? Get us in a pint, please Daedly?
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3rd December 2010, 08:36 PM
You can share the half price bottle of Merlot I got from the super market. That is when I find it!!!!! The cold is getting to me and I cannot remember what I did with the bottle. A senior moment
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3rd December 2010, 08:41 PM
Thanks DLS. Now please, make the nasty Coalition men stop!
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3rd December 2010, 08:47 PM
You're a pal Wax. I bloody love you, mate!
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3rd December 2010, 08:49 PM
(Hand emerges from under the table slowly waving a half-empty bottle of Merlot)
Err... sorry about that Wax. Thought it'd been dropped by a passing housewife. Think I have some stale Scampi Fries in my pocket - you're welcome to them by way of compensation? I've been camping out under here as I can't afford the heating at home.
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3rd December 2010, 09:09 PM
Humm::face-thinks: Scampie Fries for Merlot' throw in a pact of pork scratchings and its a deal. Too cold for Merlot!
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3rd December 2010, 10:02 PM
Aha! There you are!!!:face-approve:
I didn't see you all lurking under the furniture, cunningly disguised by all the unravelled orange fencing rolls and anti-frost fleece which no one seems to use...
Urgh...cold Merlot...even a half full bottle is giving me the shivers. Whisky Mac all round? And can I stay inside for just one fag, pretty please? It's f..f..f..freezing outside!
Oh...and just cracked a new bag of giant choccie buttons...can't abide scampi fries...
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!
