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#1
Following on from the Uof1 thread which has descended into fishy practices, i reckon a collection of the best/worst archaeological jokes might be of use to all.

Dendrochronologists always have wood.

"Is that a Viking ship burial in your trench?" "No darling, but for you it could be"

Archaeological emo- about to slash their section


4 inch archaeologist's pointing troll- the next big thing for small find management
4 inch archaeologist\'s pointing troll- the next big thing for small find management
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#2
knock knock
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#3
who is there sir


Constant development is the law of life, and a man who always tries to maintain his dogmas in order to appear consistent drives himself into a false position.
Mohandas Gandhi
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#4
sutton
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#5
I knew I should not have asked! [:p]

Constant development is the law of life, and a man who always tries to maintain his dogmas in order to appear consistent drives himself into a false position.
Mohandas Gandhi
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#6
I saw an announcement for the marriage of two archaeologists. Captions included: "It was love at first site." "They really dug each other"...etc etc
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#7
And the old one about "the older he/she gets, the more intereting they will be to their archaeologist spouse!"
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#8
What do prehistoric archaeologists eat for breakfast?

Core 'n flakes
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#9
I'll nick and paraphrase this one culled from a recent Guardian article (which should be another topic anyway from its content - I'll try to find the link).

Two fills in the same feature. One says to the other, 'look there's an archaeologist coming...quick, act natural'

Wow!
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#10
Whats the diffrence between an Archaeologist and KFC bucket...?
The KFC bucket can feed a family of four
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