6th July 2005, 06:03 PM
Ok,
well we could start with the opening ceremony where Tony B Liar could come down and cut the first ceremonial turf, this would kick off the proceedings, events to follow could be:
Discus (using a biscuit tin lid)
Javelin (using the aforementioned ranging pole)
Throwing the hammer (claw for the ladies or lump for the chaps)
Hide and seek (quite popular on dig sites that go on a bit)
The sack race? (we all get it eventually)
Climbing (the career ladder from svelte digger to chubby consultant)
Curling (ladies only event, tongs provided)
Jumping to conclusions (popular)
Knifing the supervisor (in the back naturally)
4x 100 metres relay carrying a tray of hot tea and biscuits?
more to follow i think!!
deep
well we could start with the opening ceremony where Tony B Liar could come down and cut the first ceremonial turf, this would kick off the proceedings, events to follow could be:
Discus (using a biscuit tin lid)
Javelin (using the aforementioned ranging pole)
Throwing the hammer (claw for the ladies or lump for the chaps)
Hide and seek (quite popular on dig sites that go on a bit)
The sack race? (we all get it eventually)
Climbing (the career ladder from svelte digger to chubby consultant)
Curling (ladies only event, tongs provided)
Jumping to conclusions (popular)
Knifing the supervisor (in the back naturally)
4x 100 metres relay carrying a tray of hot tea and biscuits?
more to follow i think!!
deep