11th August 2010, 10:48 AM
mpoole Wrote:If you had a spare tiger, you could do a nice sideline in gladiator cemeteries?
Now you're just being silly!

But I could paint black stripes on the dog if it brings in more money...


Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Merlot in one hand, Cigar in the other; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!